Saturday, April 2, 2011
Anything Goes
On Thursday my mom, brother, and I rode to North Jersey to see Ewing High School's production of Anything Goes. My primary reason for going was to see my cousin Darnell do his thing as Elisha Whitney, the drunken boss. He was awesome! At first I wasn't aware that I have ever heard of the show; that is until they preformed the "friendship" song. If you ever seen that episode of I Love Lucy where she and Ethel belt out "it's friendship!..friendship!" in their usual screechy voices, then you'll know what song I'm talking about. I love that it is HIL-LAR-I-OUS! If you haven't , I recommend you check out Anything Goes because it's a classic. Or you can check out the quick link I put up of the song. Enjoy.
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I know this musical pretty well!
ReplyDeleteBilly, where's the old Crocker confidence? You
Think he's got one tiny fraction of your brains,
your looks, your...your...
At words poetic, I'm so pathetic
That I always have found it best,
Instead of getting 'em off my chest,
To let 'em rest unexpressed,
I hate parading my serenading
As I'll probably miss a bar,
But if this ditty is not so pretty
But least it'll tell you
How great you are.
You're the top!
You're the Colosseum.
You're the top!
You're the Louvre Museum.
You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss
You're a Bendel bonnet,
A Shakespeare's sonnet,
You're Mickey Mouse.
You're the Nile,
You're the Tower of Pisa,
You're the smile on the Mona Lisa
I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop,
But if, baby, I'm the bottom you're the top!
[BILLY]
Your words poetic are not pathetic.
On the other hand, babe, you shine,
And I can feel after every line
A thrill divine
Down my spine.
Now gifted humans like Vincent Youmans
Might think that your song is bad,
But I got a notion
I'll second the motion
And this is what I'm going to add;
You're the top!
You're Mahatma Gandhi.
You're the top!
You're Napoleon Brandy.
You're the purple light
Of a summer night in Spain,
You're the National Gallery
You're Garbo's salary,
You're cellophane.
You're sublime,
You're turkey dinner,
You're the time, the time of a Derby winner
I'm a toy balloon that is fated soon to pop
But if, baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top!
[RENO]
You're the top!
You're an arrow collar
You're the top!
You're a Coolidge dollar,
You're the nimble tread
Of the feet of Fred Astaire,
You're an O'Neill drama,
[BILLY]
You're Whistler's mama,
[RENO]
You're camembert.
[BILLY]
You're a rose,
You're Inferno's Dante,
[RENO]
You're the nose
On the great Durante.
I'm just in a way,
As the French would say, "de trop".
But if, baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top!
[BILLY]
You're the top!
You're a dance in Bali.
You're the top!
You're a hot tamale.
You're an angel, you,
Simply too, too, too diveen,
You're a Boticcelli,
[RENO]
You're Keats,
[BILLY]
You're Shelly,
[RENO]
You're Ovaltine.
[BILLY]
You're a boom,
You're the dam at Boulder,
You're the moon,
Over Mae West's shoulder,
I'm the nominee of the G.O.P.
[RENO]
Or GOP!
[BILLY]
But if, baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top!
[RENO]
You're the top!
You're a Waldorf salad.
You're the top!
You're a Berlin ballad.
You're the boats that glide
On the sleepy Zuider Zee,
You're an old Dutch master,
[BILLY]
You're Lady Astor,
[RENO]
You're broccoli.
[BILLY]
You're romance,
You're the steppes of Russia,
You're the pants on a Roxy usher,
I'm a broken doll, a fol-de-rol, a blop,
[BOTH]
But if, baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top
I hope Mr. Abrams didn't memorize that.
ReplyDeleteLol you and me both shaq!!!! But, I've never heard of this play before. It seems like something that I would be interested in.
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